Verse 1:
we're all sitting back parents out of town
getting ready to watch the Goonies
grab a good seat on the couch
get a coaster for my beer
like to sit back and savor a good brew
next thing you know it's all gone
notice a buddy finished his too
there's only one thing i have to do
hold up my empty bottle
and shout out with glee
Chorus:
Tommy Gun beer me
Micah my man beer me
Robert (Kevin) dude beer me
because my beer's empty
i like to sit back and enjoy
a pint of Guinness
occasionally a Red Hook
or sometimes a homebrew
Verse 2:
Blatz and Miller High Life makes me gag
anybody who enjoys those has to be a fag
gross pisswater going down your throat
it tastes like you're drinking from a moat
i've never had a good American pilsner
because they're all sick and gross
people who wear Bud Ice polo shirts
like to boast
that they have no taste
in a good beer