Verse 1:
remember when you were a little kid?
waking up before school
going downstairs and turning on the tube
watching some ducktales
you're all excited to
watch a show that kicks some ass
mom, there's no time to eat right now
i gotta make this moment last
getting home from school
there's only one thing on my mind
that narly little show that comes on
right after the Gummi Beers
a half in hour of pure entertainment
nothing could compare
mom, i can't do my homework
i'm already comfortable in this chair
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Chorus:
ducktales is the shit
action packed adventure
power rangers you dweebs your show is a load of crap
ducktales is awesome
i'ts pretty much like Indiana Jones
they're always going on treasure hunts
ducktales is the greatest
i watch it every weekday
6:30 AM on the Disney channel
ducktales is the bomb
you know what i mean homie gee?
Scrooge is da richest mofo in da world
Verse 2:
i know, you don't gotta mention it
the Simpson are so much better
the same with Futurerama
and Newsradio
it's just that back then on tv
all you had going for you
was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
and your feathered friends
what about Launchpad McQuwack?
he was such an awesome flyer
but he couldn't ever ever
learn to land very well
but that doesn't matter
because they'd still go on adventures
all around the world
and back in duckberg
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