Verse 1:
she likes to slay vampires, she's really super fit
i take one look at her, i know i gotta sit down
i dunno what i'd say to her
but i know i'd love spend a day with her
saw her on Saturday Night Live
and all of a sudden she comes and moons me
too bad for TV censorship
because her ass was all blury
Chorus:
Sarah Michelle Gellar
she's really pretty
and she has some really nice titties
Sarah Michelle Gellar
her legs are awesome
and boy would i love if she spread them
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she's the best vampire slayer i've ever seen
Verse 2:
i tell you Sarah has to be a very pecular women
because one day on the radio i heard that she coughs when getting off
jeez, wouldn't you just love to bring her over a big bottle of robotusin?
then she'd pull you in her house and start ripping your guys's cloths off