Verse One:
they kick us out of Taco Bell
ALC has a restraining order
they tared all the roads
where are we supposed to go?
Chorus: skating's not a crime!
Verse Two:
Erik's neighbors call the cops
they give us the same old lecture
we try to cooperate
what are we supposed to do?
Chorus: skating's not a crime!
Verse Three:
at least we don't live in Hastings
because then we'd be skrewd
if we fall, we won't sew them
so why can't they just let us skate?
Chorus: skating's not a crime!