Verse 1:
what can i say about one day when
Micah and i went to FYP play
the audience stood around like a bunch of idiots
not moving an inch not touching a soul
just our luck i-farm played too
but why the fuck wouldn't anybody move?
it pisses me off
when you're getting into it
and all the kids look at you
like what the fuck are you doing?
i've got news for you you little paulsy asses
my name's Matt here and here's what he's going to say
Chorus:
slam dancing is fun
slam dancing is fun
slam dancing is fun
standing around like a dumb fuck is not
Verse 2:
and one thing i don't understand are those stupid alternateens
they like to pogo they'd like to be a homo
you laugh at them when they're jumping up and down
because they look like a bunch of pussy clowns
you start pushing them around to get the pit going
you try to help them get their blood a flowing
but those little jumping schmucks don't seem to get it
when we're bumping into them they think we're starting a fight
they start spazzing out and getting in our faces
it makes me wanna just pop them in their braces
Verse 3:
lately there's been a big huge skrew up about what the devil hardcore is
people bring up Korn and Limp Bizcuit saying hey man that's hardcore
but then i ask them what's so hardcore about them?
they play really slow and they're really really boring
if you wanna hear some good hardcore
why don't you pick up some Charles Bronson?
or maybe grab a Code13 record (Twin Cities HC, not the evil, stupid, Nazi band)
pop it in and sit back and enjoy